Medicated Pete’s massive penis has given him every part from his personal radio present to accolades from the likes of JD Harmeyer however no less than one factor has all the time evaded him – fulfilling his dream of displaying off at a nude seaside. Till just lately, that’s.
On Tuesday, as Howard performed audio, Stern Present staffers Sal Governale and Wolfie recalled their go to to a New Jersey nude seaside with the endowed Wack Packer – one thing that’s been on Pete’s bucket listing for fairly some time. “It’s all the time been a dream of mine to be at a nude seaside and present my massive penis as a result of I get a thrill and … I feel the ladies would like it and admire the massive thickness of it,” he informed the staffers. “I feel having all of it out there’s a excellent approach to get a response like that.”
Proper off the bat, co-host Robin Quivers discovered Pete’s fantasy to be peculiar. “There have been nude seashores — it’s not prefer it’s a brand new factor,” she identified, including, “And Pete one way or the other nonetheless by no means acquired there, it was like a dream.”
Earlier than arriving on the seaside that day, Pete shared his perfect situation. “I’m hoping some girl comes as much as me and says, ‘I need to suck your cock,’” Pete stated.
“Medicated Pete is a nudist’s worst nightmare,” Howard remarked.
As soon as he acquired there, the Wack Packer wasted no time undressing for the event. “He acquired there and simply dropped his pants,” Wolfie remembered. “When he hit the sand, the pants went off.”
“Like he wished to make a grand entrance to the seaside,” Sal added.
After settling in, Pete approached some feminine seaside goers to get a score on his penis however, as heard in a montage, there have been no takers. “Some ladies simply waved him off,” Wolfie confirmed. “He acquired inside ft and their arms had been flailing.”
A male nudist’s response wasn’t significantly better. “It’s a 5,” he stated matter-of-factly when requested. “Have a look at it, you may see why it’s a 5 … there’s not a lot there — it wants a shave.”
“I’m jealous of Pete’s dick,” Wolfie admitted to Howard in protection of the Wack Packer. “[You] might put two of my dicks inside Pete’s dick, it’s huge and this man actually short-changed him.”
Thankfully, no less than two sunbathers — a pair of homosexual males — agreed with Wolfie’s sentiment. “I’m impressed,” one of many males stated earlier than score Pete a 9 and revealing he would “occasion” with him and “perhaps invite [him] again to a tent.”
The accolades went straight to Pete’s head — leading to Pete getting an erection proper on the spot. “Each time there’s a sexual dialog, it doesn’t matter who it’s, I get all sexually aroused,” Pete admitted.
“Pete’s dick is inches from my face, and I observed he saved pulling the towel up,” Wolfie recalled to Howard. “He had such an enormous boner the second they complimented him —the factor identical to grew.”
